The Beggar and the Blind Woman

Three homeless men, down on their luck, were looking for a meal by knocking on doors around a fairly wealthy neighborhood. After being rejected several times, they came to a 2-acre, unkempt property. They were greeted at the front by an old blind woman.

"Excuse me ma'am, but would you be able to spare us some food?"

The woman thinks for a moment, and replies "I'll give you a warm, homecooked meal on one condition: You must earn your food by having sex with me."

Two of the beggars decide that the offer isn't appealing enough, and head off down the road. The third, desperate and starving, follows the woman into her home.

Not wanting to stay longer than needed, the man says "let's get to business," then, looking out the window, he gets an idea. "On second thought, how would you like to do the dirty outside? It's a beautiful day out, huh ma'am?"

"Hmm? Oh, well, why not? Show the way, chief."

So the homeless man leads his blind mistress to the acre behind her house, to a field of corn. He lays her down on the soft grass, grabs an ear of corn, and proceeds to fucking her with the cob. After a couple of minutes using one cob, he would toss it over the fence and start fresh with a new ear. This process continued for about an hour.

Finally, imitating exhaustion, the man tells his host that he has finished. Pleased with the experience, the old woman fulfills her end of the bargain by feeding the beggar.

The man leaves the house, and is promptly greeted by his buddies.

"How was your food, mate? I mean the one on the plate, not the one in adult pampers."

"It wasn't too bad, actually. I took her out to the fields--"

"Oy, we don't need to hear the details. But get this. While you were prostituting yourself not an hour ago, we hit the jack pot! Right by the street was a pile of corn on the cob. Freshly buttered no less!"