A man entered the bar to enjoy a drink when suddenly he saw a small boy enters the bar.
The bartender said to the man.
"hey, watch this"
The man watches as the boy approaches the bartender and the bartender showed something on each hand. On his left was a 1$ bill while the other hand shows a 10$ bill. The boy grabs the 1$ bill and left the bar.
The bartender chuckled and says.
"you see this kid? This kid never learns! Hes been doing the same thing for three months! What a dumb kid"
The man soon finishes his drink, paid and left the bar.
Outside the bar he saw the same kid buying an ice cream. He decided to approach and ask the little boy.
"hey kid, why did you take the 1$ bill instead of the 10$?"
The boy just looks at him and say.
"mister, if i take the 10$ bill he wouldnt give me anymore money!"
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