The barrel

A man joined the navy and on his first day on the ship he was made to partake in one of the many naval traditions. The captain told him to stick his dick in the hole of an old wooden barrel and he did.

"Thats nice" said my friend as he felt a great deal of pleasure "is it only once i have to do this ? "

"No you can do it as many times as you like" replied the captain.

Two weeks passed and sailor had put his dick in the barrel multiple times a day and loved it so much that he decided to find the captain of the ship and tell him how wonderful the ship is, he found the captain and told him "wow the barrel feels great its one of best parts about the ship"

The captain replied " its a good job you enjoy it so much, its your turn in the barrel tommorow".

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