The German And The Jew.

There was a German who had a grocery store in Berlin. He had a Jewish neighbor who had shop from which he sold yarn. In all his life, the German never set foot inside the Jew's shop and never bought anything from him.
One day the Jew comes into the German's store and says that he is leaving for Israel for good. He tells the German to buy something from his shop as a token of goodwill between them. The German refuses but the Jew keeps on pestering him and he looses his temper.
"Alright!" he says,"I'll buy a piece of string from the tip of your dick to the the tip of your nose!"
The Jew walks away absolutely beaming. The next day he arrives with 10 lorries full of yarn. The German is flabbergasted. He shouts to the Jew that he only wanted a piece of string from the tip his dick to the tip of his nose. The Jew calmly explains the he was circumcised in RUSSIA!!!