A man walks into a bank and goes up to the counter, "I want to open a fucking checking account." The banker is completely shocked at what she heard, "Sir, could you please not use that kind of language in here." "What's your problem. All I want to do is open a fucking checking account!" "Sir, please calm down." "That's it, let me talk to your fucking manager!" The banker goes to the back and tells the manager about the unruly customer. "Don't worry, I'll handle this," the manager reassured her. "Is there something wrong sir? I'll have you know that I will not tolerate any disrespect toward my employees as I personally hired every single one of them." the manager said confidently. "What the fuck is your problem?! All I want to do is open a fucking checking account and deposit a million dollars." After a long pause the manager asked, "Is this bitch giving you any trouble?"
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