So my dad told my this joke and I thought it was hilarious, hopefully y'all will too.
So one day in a small Arkansas town, the Town Hall caught fire. Everyone in town was grabbing buckets of water and trying to put it out, but it was to far gone.
After almost giving up the townsfolk heard the sound of a fire truck! They jumped for joy as they saw it flashing its lights and driving fast down a hill. When the fire truck reached the Town Hall it crashed straight into the building, and they started to put the fire out from the inside.
After about 10 minutes they had done it, the fire was out. The mayor of the town congratulated the firemen and awarded them the key to the city and $10,000. The mayor then asked "what are you going to do with your money" and the fire chief replied "well, the first thing we're gonna do it buy some new breaks for this stupid truck!"
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