The Arab taxi driver.

I once had an Arab taxi driver. One day I got into his taxi, and he had really loud Arab music playing, so I pulled out my ear plugs that I keep in my pocket, and he said ,"ahhhhh, out of all the people I've driven around, you are the first that has come prepared for my music!" I said,"well, around here a lot of the drivers are Arab." And then I promptly put the ear plugs into my nose.

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