The Americans are using a new type of rocket that constantly updates its Facebook status until it reaches its target.

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If a guy with a foot fetish cheats on his wife, would you say *he got off on...

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The moral of the...

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to...

My dyslexic son...

He wrote a poem.

He's a drunk driver

There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the cop...

Alcoholic to God

God meets alcoholic and tells him that he has been doing a lot of wrong...

The Paki On The Moon

Q. What do you call a paki on the moon? A. A problem. Q. What do you...

Class Reunion

I recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school. I didn't want...

3 story apartment...

There is a three story apartment building. A white family lives on the first...

The principal...

Because my balls were showing