If a guy with a foot fetish cheats on his wife, would you say *he got off on the wrong foot?*
**and** (no offense meant to all the women out there, I swear!)
You know why god invented the yeast infection? So that women would also know what it's like to live with a miserable cunt!
A little vulgar, I know. But it was worth the buck I gave him!
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