Hillary challenged Donald on a swimming race from Brazil to Kenya
Donald, bragged about his swimming abilities then accepted
They both swam at 10km/h at a steady pace all the way to Kenya
En reute, they contracted zika and were hit by multiple bullets
Both completed the race but neither was found
Who won?
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