An ace pilot was up in his plane during his down time doing all sorts of tricks.
He gets a furious call from his squadron leader on the ground saying "Get that plane back in the hangar NOW!"
So, the pilot flies down to the hangar but he doesn't land. He flies in one side of the hangar, comes out the other, turns around and does it again.
The squadron leader calls again and says "I told you to get that plane back in the hangar!"
The pilot replies "I had it in there twice! Why didn't someone shut the door while I was in there?"
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