1. The I'm not worried, I have plenty of time write this stage
2. The why the fuck are all my classmates working on this paper already stage
3. The thinking I should start working on my paper but not actually following through with it stage
4. The starting your paper two days before it's due but not making significant progress stage
5. The day before your paper is due and you have no idea what's going on and start to hate your life.
6. The still working on your paper at 2am and there's no end in sight so you hate your life even more than you already did, contemplate dropping out of school, and start considering alternative career choices that are questionable at best stage
7. The deadline is in less than an hour and you're still trying to finish stage (also known as the heart attack or panic stage)
8. The just handed in your paper and can't wait to crawl in your bed and die stage
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