THAT LITTLE ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This guy was driving along a street when his car broke down. Then he notice a house with an old man and his beatiful sexy daughter inside. The guy went over to the old guy and asked him if he could spend the night at his house. Then the old guy said yes but the old guy said "Ionly have one rule this house is taht you shall not have sex with my daughter." Then the guy said yea sure why not man. Then at dinner when the old guy went to get dessert the daughter said would you like to go to my room for a little smacking the pod. Then the guy said "OK." THen the daughter went up then ten minutes later the guy went up. Then he went to her room and got it on. When they were finished he said "That was the best BJ that i have ever had in my whole life." Then he said thnak you then she said your welcome . Then he went to his room and went to bed. In the morning he woke up and saw a rock on top of his sheets and said "What the fuck is that doing there?" Then he took the rock and through it out of the window quickly notice a string and the string said attach to right nut then he said oh shit. Then he cut the string, then he said thank god, then he throws his covers off of him and notice another string what the fuck is up with these strings then he takes the string and throws it out the window and just when gets up and goes to his door he notices another string and the string said string tied to left nut. Then he says oh shit oh shit, then he runs to the window and jumps out of the window and notices another string and the string said string tied to branch tied to dick.