In recent news, Texas A&M has decided to drop its Liberal Arts degree in favor of a "Conservative Arts" program. This unprecedented academic reform comes at the behest of parents who are concerned about what their children are learning at the school.
One parent is quoted as saying, "We thought we'd taught our kids all they needed to know to become adults. They were good kids, you know? They went to church every Sunday, they did their homework, believed in the values of hard work and pulling yourself up by their bootstrap. Then they went off to college, and we weren't impressed. John came home talking about drug and prison reform, and Mary got seriously into feminism! Since they both graduated with Liberal Arts degrees, we figured that's what did it."
Another parent stated, "My kid went off to school and came home asking why it's wrong for the government to get into my gun safe, but not wrong for it to be in people's bedrooms! Started talkin' about how gay people are entitled to marriage too! It's bull****! The Bible says Adam and EVE, not Adam and STEVE!"
We'll have more to report as this story continues to develop.
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