A little girl and mother walk into the house to catch the girl's older brother having sex on the couch with his girl. The girl looks in amazement and asks her mother what her brother was doing. The mother replied "He baking a cake honey." And sends her upstairs while she talks to the brother about his actions. While in her room, the girl turns on the tv. She flips through the channels to discover on National Geographic two lions having sex. She call to her mother from her room yelling "Mommy come quick, i need to show you something." The mother rushes upstairs not knowing what to expect."Yes dear," the mother replies. "Mommy are the lions baking a cake too?" the little girl amazed at what she had learned. The mother with a sigh agreed,"yes dear, they are baking a cake too." That morning the little girl came down stairs for breakfast and to ask a question."Mommy can i ask you a question?" "Yes dear," the mother replied. "Okay, did you and daddy bake a cake last night?" the girl asked with little to no hesitation. "Yes honey, Why?" the mother replied worried that her little girl had seen something. "Okay good cause I lick the icing off the sheets."
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