A man walks into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that he would like a hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis. Disgusted, the tattoo artist replies,"I do NOT tattoo ANYTHING on ANYONES penis." The man repeats, "Please, I really, really, want a hundred dollar bill tattooed on my penis." The tattoo artist again tells the man that he will not tattoo a hundred dollar bill on his penis. After a while of begging and pleading for a hundred dollar bill to be tattooed on his penis, the tattoo artist finally says, "Alright, give me three good reasons why you want a hundred dollar bill tattooed on your penis?" To which the man replied, "Well, I like to play with my money, and, I like to watch my money grow, and..........my wife can blow a hundred bucks in 30 seconds"
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