Tastes Like Chocolate Milk.

A young man is hitting on a pretty girl at a college party. He is striking out but has a quick idea. "If I try really hard and drink enough beer I can make my jizz taste like chocolate milk." The girl is curious and what the hell, he's kinda cute anyway. They head upstairs and she does the deed. When he finishes she spits and says "You asshole that doesn't taste like chocolate milk!". He takes a sip of his beer and says "I said I'd try really hard to make it taste like chocolate milk."

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