* So, a man gets sent to prison and, as soon as he walks in, his huge, buff cellmate says to him:
* “We’re going to play house. Do you want to be the mommy or the daddy?”
* After thinking about it for a minute the man slowly answers:
* “Well, if I have to choose, I guess I’ll be the daddy.”
* “OK,” his cellmate says, “then get over here and suck mommy’s dick.”
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.