He asks, "what's the second fastest thing in the universe?"
"I don't know, grandpa," I say.
"Your asshole closing," he says.
I, now confused, ask, "what's the first fastest thing in the universe then?"
He looks at me with a straight, almost sad, face, and responds -
"the drop of water that hits you in the asshole when you pinch a loaf."
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