A woman sits down at a bar. She orders a drink and suddenly hears a faint whisper.
"*Your hair looks great!*"
She looks around, confused. The bar is empty.
Minutes later she hears "*What a lovely dress!*"
Still confused, she asks the bartender what is going on. He points to the jar of peanuts.
"Those are the peanuts" he says. "They're complimentary."
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