There are two lifelong best friends, conveniently named Fran-Stan and Stan-Fran. They were always close and knew everything about each other, at least that's what Fran-Stan thought. Because when the died, Fran-Stan went to Heaven and Stan-Fran went to Hell.
So Fran-Stan enjoyed Heaven and everything, but after some time he was really missing his best friend so he went to God and asked Him if he may visit his Stan-Fran in Hell for a single day. "Only on three conditions," replies God, "that you you keep your tunic clean, your halo straight, and not to forget your harp." Fran-Stan gratefully agrees and travels to Hell right away.
And they were so happy to see each other! Stan-Fran was doing well for himself, and had become the owner of a popular night club (because what is Hell except an enormous eternal party for sinners?) and they laughed and drank and reminisced.
In the morning though, Fran-Stan awoke in a panic and had to rush back up so he didn't miss his chance to re-ascend to Heaven. When he got there, God looked and him and said "What did I tell you!? Your tunic is a mess, your halo is all crumpled and dirty, and just where is your harp?" To which he replies, sorry God but,
"I left my harp in Stan-Fran's disco."
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