A man with hemorrhoids walked into a pharmacy to get some talcum powder. He went up to the counter and asked for some - the pharmacist thought for a moment and, walking out around the counter, gestured to the man and said, "Walk this way."
The man replied, "If I could walk that way, I wouldn't need the powder!"
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