The Swedish Couple were applying for a marriage license. The clerk asked the gentleman his name and he replied, "Yonnie Yohnson". The clerk said, "You're Swedish, aren't you." The man replied,"Yah".The clerk asked the lady for her name. She replied, "Olga Olsen". The clerk said, "Oh, you have a little Swede in you, too. The lady replied, "Yah, Yonnie yust couldn't vait."
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