Take the Genius Quiz!


(answers at bottom)


Questions


1) What starts with F, ends with K, and brings excitement with
it?


2) What does a dog do, that a human steps in?


3) If a rooster lays an egg on the very top edge of a barn,
which direction will the egg fall?


4) In New Zealand, is there a fourth of July?


Riddles


1) She stands straight and tall
With much grace and pose
Yet the longer she lives
The shorter she grows
What is she?


2) A smooth blanket
Speckled with white
Sometimes so dark
Somethimes so light
What is it?


Math and Logic


1) Sally's mother has three daughters. The first is named
Nickel, the second is Dime. What is the third daughter's name?


2) There is a tree. After its first year, the tree was one foot
tall. Every year after that, this tree doubles its height until
it is fifty years of age and stops growing. How old was this
tree when it was exactly half its final height?


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Answers


Questions


1) Firetruck
2) Pants
3) No way. Roosters don't lay eggs
4) Yes. It comes between the third and the fifth.


Riddles


1) A candle.
2) The sky.


Math and Logic


1) Sally
2) 49


Genius results
8 = The next Einstein
7 = Genius
6 = Pretty darn smart
5 = Clever
4 = Average
3 = Below average
2 = Not so bright
1 = Complete idiot
0 = Mentally retarded and incapable of dressing his/her self
(this does not apply to children under the age of five)

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