Syrian refugee is walking through the street in Berlin

Syrian refugee is walking through the street in Berlin. He sees a pedestrian and says to him:
- "thank you for your German hospitality. I have everything, food, roof over my head, clothes." He gets reply: - "I'm sorry but I'm from Afghanistan."

So he goes on and sees a woman. Again he begins:
- "thank you for your German hospitality. I have everything, food, roof over my head, clothes." But then she answers: - "I have nothing to do with it. I'm from Iraq."

He then sees the man across the street, goes to him and again says: - "thank you for your German hospitality. I have everything, food, roof over my head, clothes." The man says: - "I'm sorry but I'm from Eritrea."

Angry Syrian asks: - "so where the hell are all Germans?"
- "in work." Says Eritrean.

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