There's a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde stuck on a island. They eventualy decide two swim back to the mainland, which they can just barely see in the distance.
The brunette gets 1/4 of the way there and drowns.
The redhead gets 1/2 of the way there & drowns.
The blonde is the best swimmer of the group, and makes it 3/4 of the way there, but then she starts getting tired, so she turns around and swims back.
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