A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a race to cross the river doing only the breast stroke.
Well the brunette comes up two hours later and towels off, an hour later the redhead comes up and towels off, Six hours after the redhead came up the blonde comes up.
She goes up to the judge and says, "I hate to sound like a sore sport, but I think they used their arms."
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