The young Swedish au pair had been working for the couple for over a year.
While pleasant and hardworking, the girl still struggled with English.
One day she informed the Lady of the House, that her boyfriend in the Army was coming for a visit.
"That's wonderful. How long is his furlough?"
"Oh... yust the same as husband's yours, but a little bit thicker." the au-pair replied.
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