So Frank has had a stuttering problem all of his life and dealt with it for the most part. Until one day he decided to go to the doctor and see if there was anything that could be done about it. The doctor asks, "What seems to be the problem?" Frank says, "I-I-I-I've h-had a st-stut-stuttering probleam a-all my l-life and I-I want t-to know if a-a-anything can b-be done about i-it." The doctor says,"we will have to run some tests and see what the problem is. We will have you come in in a couple days for the diagnosis." So Frank goes home. A few days later Frank heads back into the doctor's office anxiously waiting hear his results. Frank says, "S-so whats the n-news doc?" The doctor states, "well i have some bad news. It seems that your penis is causing you to have this stuttering problem. There is an operation that could be done to have it removed and you would still be able to urinate but not ejaculate. that is the only way to solve the problem." Frank, after a deep amount of thought, decides to go through with the operation. Weeks go by after the successful operation, but the more time passes, the more Frank wishes he still had his penis. So Frank goes back to the doctor and states, "Although I love not having a stuttering problem anymore, I really would like to have my penis back." To that statement the doctor replies, "I-I-I'm af-fraid th-that's not an option."
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