Susan B. Anthony says, "It's political. Above all, we need women voting, holding elective office, and setting our national priorities."
"I don't think so," Gertrude Stain replied. "It's about the money. What makes you think just getting into office will change anything?"
"I have faith in the system," Anthony said and shrugged.
"Isn't this the same system that already screwed you?" Stein asked. "We need equal access to jobs and income. Then we'll be on equal footing with men to buy in and shape things they way they do."
"Forget it," Sarkeesian said. "It's about biology. Men will always abuse their greater size and strength to rape their way to the top. How will having more money change that?"
"Fierce bodyguards." Stein replied.
"No," Sarkeesian pondered for a bit. "That's just more masculine dependence. See, if I had a dick and my husband tits, I could run the board room and he'd have to nurse our kids. Equality!"
"Wait, wouldn't that just make him a woman?" Anthony asked.
"Well," Sarkeesian replied, "he's already a pussy."
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