Two redneck brothers were arguing over who was the most attractive person in their small town. The older brother stated quite emphatically it was their sister, Lullabelle. The younger one was insistent it was their cousin Gracey. The older one, outraged, asked "how can you find Gracey attractive? She lost 'er legs in the still explosion last June"
Well, hearing the commotion was their papaw. approaching, Papaw cuffed the boys and yelled at them "stop arguing, you both'r right. You've got sis in one hand, half a cousin in the other"
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