"Sure I'll paint the Sistene Chapel," said ~~Da Vinci~~ Michelangelo ...with distaste.
"But I'm gonna paint dicks all over it."
^EDIT- ^Got ^my ^Ninja ^Turtles ^mixed ^up.
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