Superman was flying patroling the city from the crime

...until he saw a naked woman lay down on the rooftop. Aroused, he used his Super Speed power, unzipped his pants and made a intercourse extremely fast without letting the woman know. Satisfied, he flew away, left the woman with whatever she was doing.

Felt something odd, she ask: "Anything strange?"

Replied the Invisible Man:" I don't know babe, but my asshole feel hurt"

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