He thinks to himself "Damn, with my superspeed, I could fly down there, have a quickie, and blast off, without anyone ever knowing.." He decides to go for it, flies down, crushes it, and flies off.
On the ground, Wonder Woman says "What the hell was that?". The Invisible Man on top of her goes "I don't know, but it hurt like a bitch!"
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