Superman flies into a bar and orders a bottle of whiskey and a large glass to go with it. He pours himself two swift drinks and downs it as fast as he could.
The bartender says "Hey Superman, you look depressed, what's up?"
Superman replies after pouring and downing himself another drink. "Did you know that the average woman's pelvis can only take 200 pounds of pressure before being crushed?"
"No, I didn't, why?"
Superman shudders. "Me neither."
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