Superman is flying over Metropolis and he looks down and sees Wonder Woman sunbathing on the rooftop of a very tall skyscraper and she is squirming around all sexy on the deckchair. Superman has always had a thing for her and this is just a waaay too much. He decides that because he has special powers and can fly so quickly he could fly down there and before she even knew what happened... well you get the picture. So faster than the speed of light he zooms down, puts on his motions and he flies off again.
"What the hell was that??!" shouted Wonderwoman.
"I don't... know...but...ughhh.." whimpered the invisible man ... "... my arse is killing me."
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