Bombs & Berries

So during World War 2 it was super cold in Nazi Germany. The American troops were told if they were ever in a rough situation, to look for frozen squirrls at the base of trees, and place the frozen squirrl between their thighs to warm it up; The squirls would be so gratefull for the rescue, they would scurry off and find some of it's little squirly stashed food, and share it with the rescuer. A news reporter recently interviewd surviving veterans, and one told his story. "We were flying back home, when the plane was shot down out of the sky. There were others that survived the crash but not for long. I heard the enemy approching so I took off runnig for my life. I didnt know where I was for 3 months befor rescue. I didnt have any food and wasnt prepared. But what kept me alive was the briefing that the Senior Officer gave when we had first arrived. I looked under at least 100 trees. Befor I found my first squirl. He ran off after I unfroze him and I didnt think I would see him again. After the first one I knew what to look for though and unfroze about 6-7 more. By the end of the week I was eating like a king, with 16 tiny hands bringing me berries and little sweet shrubs. Now don't get me wrong I never want to do that again, but those furry little angels kept me alive during a harsh German winter." Furry little angels he called them, and why not he still lives even at 93, but not everyone was so happy with this information. George of New Mexico states "The only thing those damn rodents gave me was frozen nuts."