This Guy walks into a bar on the top of a very tall building. He sits down and chugs a large beer, walks over the window and jumps out.
Five minutes later, the same guy walks into the bar again with not even a scratch on him and repeats the process again.
Every five minute he repeats it and comes back unharmed each time.
A half hour later another guy asks him "How the hell are you doing that?"
The first guy replies " oh its simple physics. When you chug a beer it makes you warm inside and since warm air rises up. if you hold your breath long enough you could float and come down slowly on the side walk."
"WOW" exclaims the second man,"I gotta try that", he too orders a large beer, chugs it and jumps out the window and splats on the side walk.
The bartender looks at the first man and says "Superman you're an asshole when you're drunk"
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