And he couldn't find any bread. He became engaged and started yelling, "now what am I supposed to eat my eggs with?!" Throwing the pan to the ground. He stormed off into his room and slammed the door.
A few hours later he came out to clean up the mess he had made and to apologize to me.
"I'm sorry about all that". He said.
"I'm lack toast intolerant"
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