A girl named Emily is sitting in Sunday school, but she just can not stay awake. She falls asleep and the class continues. The teacher asks the class
"who died on the cross?"
A boy behind Emily sees that she is sleeping and pokes her in the back with a pencil. She yelps out
"JESUS CHRIST"
"Correct" says the teacher. Emily falls back asleep and the class continues on. Next the teacher asks the class
"Who created heaven and earth?"
The boy pokes Emily again and she yelps out
"OH MY GOD"
"Correct" the teacher says pleased with the participation. Now as class continues Emily again falls asleep. The teacher continues to ask the class questions and asks
"What did Mary say to Joseph after Jesus was born?"
The boy behind Emily pokes her with his pencil again and Emily stands up and yells
"IF YOU STICK THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL SNAP IT IN HALF"
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