Sunday Morning Sex

Upon hearing that her elderly
grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her
grandparent's house to visit her 95 year old grandmother and comfort
her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied:
"He had a heart attack
while we were making love on Sunday morning."


Horrified, Katie told her
grandmother that 2 people nearly 100 years old having sex would surely
be asking for trouble.


"Oh no, my dear,"
replied granny. "Many years ago, realizing our advanced age, we
figured out the best time to do it was when the church bells would
start to ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow
and even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding
and out on the Dong."


She paused to wipe away a tear, and
continued, "He'd still be alive if the ice cream truck
hadn't come along,"