After church one Sunday, old Mrs Stuart asked Father Chris to come over for Sunday lunch. Father Chris agreed and met her at her place once all of the parishioners have left. When Father Chris arrived at Mrs Stuarts home, she went into the kitchen to put the kettle on and make some sandwiches. By this time father Chris was getting pretty hungry. On the table was a big bowl of peanuts. He thought to himself that one or two wouldn't hurt and he was getting pretty hungry. A few peanuts led to many and next thing you know Father Chris had eaten the whole bowl. Mrs Stuart was on her way back out with a tray of sandwiches and pot of Fathers favourite tea. "I'm sorry I took so long dear, you must be really hungry" said Mrs Stuart. "it's okay Mrs Stuart, I must apologize myself, I had a few of your delicious peanuts and ended up eating the whole bowl" said father Chris. Mrs Stuart replied "oh don't worry about those dear, I just like to suck off all of the chocolate" :)
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