So I was in the market to buy a boat and I went to my local boat emporium and asked the man
"Do you have any sales on boats?"
"Well youre in luck," says the salesman "because for today only if you purchase one yacht from us, you will get a second one for free!"
"Wow!" I said, "So let me get this straight, if we do this deal, Im getting a yacth more than I paid for?"
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