The other day I was feeling real sad and depressed... It got so bad I had to call a suicide hotline.
They put me through to some guy in Pakistan and I was so upset I told him what I was going through.
I don't think he heard a word I said, he just got really excited and asked me if I was any good at diving a truck
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