Always on the lookout for a good business idea, I seem to notice a growing demand for the suicide bomber profession, so I thought of starting a recruitIng agency. I'm not too sure what to put in the newspaper or internet ads, can you guys help?
I believe 72 virgins is fairly standard in the benefits package, after the job is done of course. Will the successful candidates be blown apart if the 'virgins' do not, in fact, have an intact hymen?
Among personality traits, I think I should put 'explosive personality required'. Any further tips?
The candidates will probably not be much interested in a health package, or a pension plan, so we can save money there.
Would they need a company car? What if they wreck it?
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