A barber is cutting a man's hair when a boy walks in. The barber chortles and tells the boy to come to him and tells the man, "Look here, this is the stupidest boy in the world." He held out in one hand a quarter and in the other a dollar. "Here, pick whichever one you want." The boy takes the quarter and leaves.
"What did I tell you?' he says to the man, "Stupidest boy in the world."
As the man leaves, he sees the boy sitting on the stairs. Curious about the boys decision, he asks him, "Why did you choose the quarter over the dollar? Clearly, the dollar is worth more."
The boy looks up and slowly smiles.
"Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over."
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