There was a man called steven and a man called andy they went to
the bar to get a packet of crisps then the woman at the bar said
they could only have them if see kissed one of them this woman
was coverd in scabs so andy kissed her and took her to the bed
room he
picked the scabs off her and put it in a crisp packet then he
threw it out the window then steven saw them and started to
eating them
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