A gay guy pays a visit on his doctor and confides that he has, um, a vibrator stuck up his ass.
The doc says, "No problem, I'll have it out shortly."
"Oh, no, don't remove it."
The doc says, puzzled, "Then what do you want me to do?"
"Change the batteries, please."
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