Two men are stranded on a life raft after their plane crashed into the ocean. After a few days of floating around aimlessly they find a bottle which turns out to be a magic lamp. They rub the lamp and a genie comes out and says "I will grant you only one wish, so choose wisely!" One of the men, dying of thirst jumps up and says "I wish for all the beer we can drink!!" So the genie snaps his fingers and turns the ocean into ice cold beer. The man's friend punches him in the face and says "You idiot! Now we have to piss in the boat!"
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