Little Jimmy Keller was 7 now and still sucking his thumb. His
parents wanted him to stop so badly. Jimmy was in the habit and
couldn't get out. His father would yell at him for it. They
would threaten taking away video games and sports and even TV.
Even this didn't make Jimmy stop. They got very fed up with
their son.
Finally Jimmy's mother explained to Jimmy that if he keeps
sucking his thumb his stomach will explode. Jimmy was a bit
scared then. His mother hoped that would work. The next day
Jimmy, his mom, and sister were walking in the park. Jimmy saw a
pregnant woman sitting on a park bench eating ice cream. Jimmy
quickly ran over there and said, "I know what you've been doing!
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